Toast

Toast
Background information
Television programs	Histeria!
Voice	Tress MacNeille
Character information
Other names	Toasty the Buzzard Toastus Burnedouticus Sir Toastalot
Home	Burbank, California
Relatives	Melba (uncle)
Allies	Father Time & Big Fat Baby; Pepper Mills (possible girlfriend); Miss Information; Loud Kiddington; Froggo; Charity Bazaar; Aka Pella; Cho-Cho and Lucky Bob; Pule Houser; Susanna Susquahanna
Quote	"Uh, for want of a clue, I am like, totally lost!"

Toast is a character featured on Histeria! He is a clueless teenager with a massive sunburn whose (nick?)name comes from the idea that his brain is fried like toast. While he is more intelligent than Lucky Bob, he seems to be the one most oblivious to the world around him.

Toast's lone interests include surfing, music, TV, movies, food, and other such topics. This is shown by way of a talk show he frequently hosts, titled Ask Me If I Care, which is of course an oxymoron. In his role as the host of Ask Me If I Care, he brings historical figures in to discuss what made them famous. Toast, of course, doesn't really care about their exploits, and as a result of their failure to captivate his interest, the segment always ends with him launching his guests into space.

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Media Media: Histeria! (Episodes) Recurring segments: Ask Me If I Care • Pepper's Pep Rally • What's My Job? Characters Hosts: Father Time • Big Fat Baby • Miss Information • World's Oldest Woman The Kid Chorus: Loud Kiddington • Froggo • Charity Bazaar • Aka Pella • Pepper Mills • Toast • Cho-Cho and Lucky Bob • Pule Houser • Susanna Susquahanna • Kip Ling • Chipper • Bow-Haired Girl Other regulars: Fetch • Mr. Smartypants • Bill Straitman • Chit Chatterson • Lydia Karaoke • Sammy Melman Recurring historical figures: Nostradamus • Molly Pitcher • George Washington • Thomas Jefferson • Benjamin Franklin • Napoleon Bonaparte • Abraham Lincoln Episodes "Inventors Hall of Fame, Part 1" • "The U.S. Civil War, Part 1" • "The Attack of the Vikings" • "The Wild West" • "The American Revolution, Part 1" • "The Know-It-Alls" • "The Renaissance" • "The U.S. Civil War, Part 2" • "Really Oldies but Goodies" • "The American Revolution, Part 2" • "A Blast in the Past" • "China" • "Tribute to Tyrants" • "The Montezuma Show" • "Great Heroes of France" • "The Terrible Tudors" • "The Wheel of History" • "When Time Collides" • "Around the World in a Daze" • "Histeria Satellite TV" • "General Sherman's Campsite" • "Return to Rome" • "The Russian Revolution" • "Inventors" • "Megalomaniacs" • "Hooray for Presidents" • "The Thomas Jefferson Program" • "More Explorers" • "Return to China" • "Loud Kiddington's Ancient History" • "Super Writers" • "History of Flight" • "Presidential People" • "Writers of the Purple Prose" • "Histeria! Around the World" • "When America Was Young" • "Super Amazing Constitutions" • "Better Living Through Science" • "The Dawn of Time" • "Music" • "World War II" • "The Teddy Roosevelt Show" • "Communuts" • "Americana" • "20th Century Presidents" • "Histeria! Around the World II" • "Histeria! Goes to the Moon" • "The French Revolution" • "North America" • "Heroes of Truth and Justice" • "Euro-Mania" • "Big Fat Baby Theater" Locations The Histeria! Theater • William Howard Taft Big Around the Middle School Songs Theme songs: It's Called Histeria! • The Histeria! March • Please Watch Our Show Character jingles: The Ballad of Father Time • Big Fat Road Baby • Big Fat Baby Twins • World's Oldest Woman Jingle • Loud Kiddington Jingle • Pepper Mills Jingle Selected historical songs: Philo Farnsworth • Easter Island • The Invasion Song • Jefferson and Franklin Rap • You'll Be Leader of the United States • People Wanted Pepper on Their Food See also Tiny Toon Adventures • Animaniacs • Pinky and the Brain • Freakazoid! • Road Rovers • Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain