We're tiny, we're tooney,
We're all a little looney,
And in this cartooney
We're invading your TV
We're comic dispensers,
We crack up all the censors
On Tiny Toon Adventures
Get a dose of comedy!
So here's Acme Acres, it's a whole wide world apart
Our home sweet home, it stands alone, a cartoon work of art
The scripts were rejected,
Expect the unexpected,
On Tiny Toon Adventures, it's about to start!
They're furry, they're funny,
They're Babs and Buster Bunny,
Montana Max has money,
Elmyra is a pain,
Here's Hamton, and Plucky,
Dizzy Devil's yucky,
Furball's unlucky,
And Gogo is insane!
At Acme Looniversity
We earn our toon degree
The teaching staff's been getting laughs
Since 1933
We're tiny, we're tooney,
We're all a little looney,
It's Tiny Toon Adventures,
Come and join the fun
And now our song is done!
NES game commercial version[]
We're tiny, we're tooney,
We're all a little looney,
And now this cartooney
Is a game for NES!
There's action, adventure,
And not to mention danger,
Montana Max has captured Babs,
You've got to set her free!
Each toon has a talent he can use that's really neat;
Plucky flies, Dizzy spins, and Furball has his feet.
It's wild, it's wacky,
Just try to get the knack-y
It's Tiny Toon Adventures for the NES!
It's from Konami, yes!
How I Spent My Vacation opening version[]
We almost went looney
From counting days till June-y
Now this afternoon-ey
Summertime is here!
A three-month vacation
For kids across the nation
Whatever your location
It's the best time of the year!
Visit Acme Acres for a good time in the sun,
Beat the heat,
It's our treat,
Laughs for everyone!
We're tiny, we're tooney,
We're all a little looney,
It's Tiny Toon Adventures
With some summer fun!
Now the video's begun!
The Plucky Duck Show version[]
You're lucky, it's Plucky!
"I'm absolutely ducky!"
Other shows seem yucky
Now that Plucky's on the air!
"I'm wacky, I'm quacky!"
He's an egomaniacky!
Hamton plays the lackey
Of this duck extraordinaire!
Who knows the way to close his endless babbling beak?
Drop an anvil down upon his feathery physique.
Toast him, roast him,
The show will still be most him,
It's The Plucky Duck Show and it's on each week!
His antics are frantic,
At times he gets romantic.
"My talent's so gigantic
It'll burst from your TV!"
The writers are hackers,
The artists all went crackers,
The actors are yakkers...
"But don't complain, it's free!"
Plucky goes to Acme Loo
To learn to be a star.
There's other toonsters at the school,
"But who cares who they are!"
So enjoy, don't be coy,
And don't fall for a decoy,
It's The Plucky Duck Show,
Come and laugh along!
"I also wrote this song!"
"It's a Wonderful Tiny Toons Christmas Special" version[]
We're tiny, we're tooney,
We're all a little looney,
And very very sooney,
Christmas will be here!
We're comic dispensers,
We crack up all the censors
It's Tiny Toon Adventures
With some special Yuletide cheer!
So here's Acme Acres, it's a wonderland of snow
Sleigh bells ring, tunes we sing beneath the mistletoe
Our writers aren't gifted,
The story had been lifted,
On Tiny Toon Adventures, let's start the show!
They're furry, they're funny,
They're Babs and Buster Bunny,
Montana Max has money,
Elmyra is a pain,
Here's Hamton, and Plucky,
Dizzy Devil's yucky,
Furball's unlucky,
And Gogo is insane!
At Acme Looniversity
We trim the Christmas tree
Deck the halls and guess what falls?
An anvil, naturally!
We're tiny, we're tooney,
We're all a little looney,
On Tiny Toon Adventures,
It's our Christmas show!
