Stick your finger in your ear
And put it in your belly
Don't be afraid if it jiggles like jelly
Wave your arms in the air
Like you won a big prize
Bop yourself on the head and cross your eyes
Get down on your knees
And try to look pretty
Chase your tail in a circle and meow like a kitty
Give yourself a hug
Like the air is chilly
Put your hands on your face and slap yourself silly
Do your own thing
Get your body groovin'
Just say no to the Schmëerskåhøvên!
One's Real Smart
And the other's head is Granite
Each night they try to take over the planet
Yeah! They're Pinky, They're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain!