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Mike Teavee is the fifth song in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. It is sung by the Oompa Loompas after Mike Teavee shrinks himself in the Wonkavision Studios in an attempt to teleport himself to live TV.

Summary[]

Lyrics[]

The most important thing
That we've ever learned
The most important thing we've learned
As far as children are concerned
Is never, never let them near
The television set
Or better still just don't install
The idiotic thing at all
Never, never let them
Never, never let them

It rots the senses in the head
It kills imagination dead
It clogs and clutters up the mind
It makes a child so dull and blind
So dull, so dull
He can no longer understand
A fairytale, a fairyland
A fairyland, a fairyland
His brain becomes as soft as cheese
His thinking powers rust and freeze
He cannot think he only sees

Regarding little Mike Teavee
We very much regret that we
(Regret that we)
Shall simply have to wait and see
(Wait and see, wait and see
Wait and see, wait and see)
We very much regret that we
Shall simply have to wait and see
If we can get him back his height
But if we can't...
It serves him right!

Gallery[]

Videos[]

Trivia[]

  • The song provides a shoutout to Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody".[1]

References[]


v - e - d
Wonka logo
Media
Films: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (soundtrack/video) • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (soundtrack/video) • Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (video) • Wonka (soundtrack/video) • Wonka 2 (soundtrack/video)
Video games: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Books: Wonka
Characters
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory: Willy WonkaCharlie BucketGrandpa JoeAugustus GloopViolet BeauregardeVeruca SaltMike TeaveeArthur SlugworthMr. TurkentineOompa-LoompasMrs. BucketMr. BucketMrs. GloopMr. GloopMrs. TeaveeMr. TeaveeMrs. BeauregardeMr. BeauregardeMrs. SaltMr. SaltGrandma GeorginaGrandpa GeorgeGrandma JosephineWinkelmannTinkerMr. Jopeck
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: Prince PondicherryPrincess PondicherryWilbur WonkaShopkeeperProdnoseFicklegruber
Wonka: NoodleChief-of-PoliceMrs. WonkaMrs. ScrubittFather JuliusMiss Bon BonAbacus CrunchBleacherPiper BenzLarry ChucklesworthLottie BellOfficer AffableBasilBarbaraGwennieThe CountessShip CaptainDorothy SmithFruit & Vegetable VendorColinSinister Ship CaptainLoftyAbigail the Giraffe
Locations
Bucket HouseWilly Wonka's FactoryWilbur Wonka's HouseNew DelhiIndiaTokyoJapanMarrakechMoroccoNew York CityGermanyEnglandAtlantaGeorgiaDenverColoradoBill's Candy ShopGaleries GourmetScrubbit & Bleacher Bilk LaneWilly Wonka's Chocolate Shop
Songs
Original: The Candy ManCheer Up, CharlieI've Got a Golden TicketPure ImaginationOompa LoompaThe Wondrous Boat RideI Want It Now

Second Adaptation: Wonka's Welcome SongAugustus GloopViolet BeauregardeVeruca SaltMike Teavee
Prequel: A Hatful of DreamsYou've Never Had Chocolate Like ThisScrub ScrubSweet ToothFor a MomentA World of Your OwnSorry, Noodle

Objects
Wonka BarGolden TicketEverlasting GobstopperScrumdiddlyumptiousWonka's Magic Chewing GumWhipple-Scrumptious Fudge-Mallow DelightLickable WallpaperBluebird's Egg CandyWonkavatorChocolate Extraction Pipe
See also
Paramount PicturesWarner Bros.Village Roadshow PicturesWolper Pictures, Ltd.The Quaker Oats CompanyThe Willy Wonka Candy CompanyPlan B EntertainmentThe Zanuck CompanyTurner EntertainmentMusical