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"Marry the Mole" is a song from Thumbelina. It is sung by Ms. Fieldmouse to Thumbelina, as the former tries to convince the latter to marry Mr. Mole. This song won a Golden Raspberry Award for Worst Original Song in 1995, and that was the only award that the film was even nominated for.
Ms. Fieldmouse:Love? Love is what we read about in books, my dear. "Here Comes the Bride" is a lovely little ditty But marrying for love is a foolish thing to do 'Cause love won't pay the mortgage or put porridge in your bowl Dearie, Marry the Mole!
True, it's a fact, that he's not exactly witty He's blinder than a bat, but at least his eyes are blue His breath may be alarming, but he's charming, for a troll Dearie, Marry the Mole!
Romeo and Juliet Were very much in love when they were wed They honored every vow; so where are they now? They're dead, dead! Very, very dead! Poor Thumbelina, your brain's so itty bitty! I hate to seem a pest, but I know what's best for you Just think of all the ways that you can decorate a hole! Take my advice; I'll bring the rice! Dearie, Marry the Mole!
Marry the Mole!
Mar-ry that Mole!
M is for money! Thumbelina: Oh! Ms. Fieldmouse:L-E!
