The Freakazoid! Theme is, as its title suggests, the song that appears at the beginning of every episode of Freakazoid!
Lyrics[]
Standard version[]
Super-teen extraordinaire, Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Runs around in underwear, Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Rescues Washington D.C., Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Unless something better's on TV, Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
His brain is overloading,
It has a chocolate coating,
Textbook case from Sigmund Freud, Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Check out Dexter Douglas, nerd computer ace,
Went surfing on the Internet and got zapped to cyberspace.
He turned into the Freakazoid, who's strong and super-quick.
He drives the villains crazy, 'cause he's a lunatic!
His home base is the Freakalair, Freakazoid! Fricassee!
Floyd the barber cuts his hair, Freakazoid! Chimpanzee!
Rides around in the Freakmobile, Freakazoid! Freaka-zoo!
Hopes to make a movie deal, Freaka-me! Freaka-you!
He's here to save the nation,
So stay tuned to this station!
If not, we'll be unemployed, Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Freakazoid!
Cartoon Network promo version[]
Super-teen extraordinaire, Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Runs around in underwear, Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
He's a nerd computer ace, Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Here to aid the human race, Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
He's here on Cartoon Network,
He's acting like a big jerk!
There he goes in Barney's car, Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
He's here to save the nation,
He's on a brand new station!
Cartoon Network's got him now, Freakazoid!