"Extracurricular Activities" is the fourth episode of the second season of Femme Fatales, and the eighteenth of the overall series. It aired on Cinemax on June 15, 2012.
Lilith: When you're having an affair with another woman's husband, it's usually best not to do it directly under her nose. Institutions of higher learning have always been a hotbed of love activity. Teachers with teachers, students with students and the perennial favorite – teachers with students. Professor Kelsey Williams is about to discover that when you toy with an impressionable mind to get what you want, sometimes it proves impossible to stick to the lesson plan.
Tiffany: Professor Williams, do you have a moment? I'd like to run my paper topic by you. I've decided to write about Joan of Arc.
Kelsey Williams: Why?
Tiffany: Well, I can't really think of a stronger woman than Joan of Arc.
Kelsey: Please. She was insane. She heard voices in her head, and was burned at the stake at 16. If you want to write about a strong woman, find someone who used their brains to get what they wanted. Someone like... Cleopatra.
Tiffany: But Cleopatra didn't use her brains. She used love to get men to do her bidding. She's far less noble than Joan of Arc.
Kelsey: That's where you're wrong. Women throughout history have had to use whatever resources were available to take matters into their own hands and get what they wanted. Men have muscles; women have their loving personality. Cleopatra looked at her options at the time and did what she had to do. And that took brains.
Kelsey: Well, there's a lot that I could teach you.
Tiffany: By the way, that's a lovely scent you're wearing.
Vera Rutledge: I just can't tell you how disappointed I am in you both. The two of you have always been campus leaders. Right now, I'm dealing with overcrowded classrooms, tuition increases and the Cuesta Verde Conquistadors are going 0 for 12 this year. The last thing I need on my plate is a sorority love tape scandal. Girls! I can't get involved with this right now!
Vera: Good. Now, I trust you ladies will handle this with the high standards that I've instilled in you in the last four years.
Tiffany: Of course.
Vera: Now, if you'll excuse me.
Kelsey Williams: Dean Rutledge?
Vera Rutledge: Kelsey!
Kelsey: I got your message.
Vera: Yes, I wanted to have a word with you. I wanted you to know that we've zeroed in on November 21st for the career fair, and I'm looking for volunteers to help coordinate the event.
Kelsey: Well, you can count on me.
Vera: Good.
Kelsey: Is there... anything else?
Vera: No. That'll be all. (Kelsey starts to walk away) There is... one more thing. (Kelsey turns around and faces Vera) I want you to stop screwing my husband.
Kelsey: I don't know what you mean.
Vera: Let's... not do this, shall we? I know it's you. I'm not surprised. Jake always had a thing for the sleazy sorority type. And you certainly fit the bill. Flouncing around campus like a ridiculous harlot with a penchant for cheap perfume.
Kelsey: You know, I don't have to take that from you.
Vera: Yes, you do. Because you know I have it in my power to destroy you, and I will... with pleasure if I even get a hint that you are still seeing my husband behind my back. Trust me, you won't be able to get a job teaching kids how to tie their shoes. Are we clear? Walk away, Kelsey. There's not a man around as far as I can see. Don't make me speak to you again. (turns around and walks away from Kelsey)
Tiffany:(referring to Jake Rutledge) Oh, you didn't hear? They found evidence connecting him to his wife's murder.
Kelsey: What evidence?
Tiffany: The murder weapon. It was one of those night sticks that security guards use. They found traces of the Dean's blood, and the Professor's prints were all over it.
Kelsey: That's impossible.
Tiffany: He got it at Walmart. Security camera footage showed him buying it just days before the murder. Funny. He doesn't look like a murderer to me.
Lilith: Feminine wiles can be a tricky thing. When a woman uses love to get what she wants, she can easily turn a love-struck man into a dangerous weapon. Problem is, like any weapon, sometimes it can be turned against us. Unfortunately for Professor Kelsey Williams, she taught Chaz everything she knows.
Background information[]
Home video releases[]
DVD
Femme Fatales: The Complete Second Season
Femme Fatales: The Complete Series
Music[]
The music and songs in the order that they appear in the episode are:
"Extracurricular Activities" at the Internet Movie Database
