"Earache My Eye" is the song featured in the 1995 film National Lampoon's Senior Trip, written by Tommy Chong, Gary Delorme and Richard Marin, and performed by Cheech & Chong.
Lyrics[]
My mama talking to me
Trying to tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her
'Cause my head is like a sieve
My daddy, he disowned me
'Cause I wear my sister's clothes
He caught me in the bathroom
With a pair of pantyhose
My basketball coach
He done kicked me off the team
For wearing high-heel sneakers
And acting like a queen
The world's coming to an end
I don't even care
As long as I can have a limo
And my orange hair
And it don't bother me
If people think I'm funny
'Cause I'm a big rock star
And I'm making lots of money
Money, money
Money, money
Money, money
Ahhh!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
I'm so bloody rich!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
I own apartment buildings and shopping centers!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
And I only know three chords!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!