The Detention Theme is, as the title suggests, the song that appears at the beginning of every episode of Detention. It appears to be a parody of the song "Trouble" by Shampoo.
When we got into this preteen haze
Our parents told us it was "just a phase" (uh-huh)
Mom and Dad, hate to burst your bubble,
As long as we're in school, we're gonna get in trouble!
It doesn't matter what we do or say,
'Cause the teachers always get their way,
When we try to sit and pay attention,
We always lose control and wind up in DETENTION!
We're running in the halls now,
We're writing on the walls now,
We follow regulation
At least until our graduation,