"Augustus Gloop" is the second song in the 2005 feature Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. It is sung by the Oompa Loompas after Augustus Gloop gets stuck in a pipe in the Chocolate Room.
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Augustus Gloop.
Augustus Gloop.
The great big greedy nincompoop.
Augustus Gloop.
So big and vile.
So greedy, foul and infantile.
Come on! We cry.
The time is right.
To send him shooting up the pipe!
Now don't dear children be alarmed.
Augustus Gloop will not be harmed.
Augustus Gloop will not be harmed.
Aaaaaaahhhhhh!
Though he will of course.
We must admit.
He will be altered quite a bit...
Slowly wheels go round and round!
And cogs begin to grind and pound!
We'll boil him for a minute more.
Until we absolutely sure!
Then out he comes by that by grace.
A miracle has taken place!
A miracle has taken place!
This greedy brute...
His louse's ear
He's loved by people everywhere!
For who could hate or bear a grudge against a luscious bit of fudge?